1d20 Kiss and Strip Game 1

This is the game that Sexy Corte and I played on Christmas Eve. All you need is a 1d20 die.

The premise behind the game is simple:

  • Take turns rolling the die. The value of the roll determines how high up on your body the action will happen. Low values are towards your feet, and high values are towards your head.
  • If you roll an even number: your spouse removes a piece of your clothing at the indicated location. If there’s no clothing there, remove the next closest piece.
  • If you roll an odd number: your spouse kisses you at the indicated location.

You can estimate the body height on your own, but this table might be helpful.

  • 1-2: Feet.
  • 3-4: Lower legs, knees, calves.
  • 5-6: Upper legs, thighs.
  • 7-8: Waist, hips, inner thighs, butt.
  • 9-10: All the fun bits: balls, penis, inner thighs, vulva, butt.
  • 11-12: Waist, stomach, lower back.
  • 13-14: Hands, arms, shoulders.
  • 15-16: Chest, breasts, back.
  • 17-18: Face, mouth, lips, tongue.
  • 19-20: Head, hair, face, eyes.

Take turns rolling, undressing, and kissing. When you’re both naked, have sex.

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Foreplay All Day -- Reload This Page 3

Do you want to drive each other crazy all day, and then have amazing sex that evening? Every time you reload this page you’ll get a new foreplay activity — pick a new one every hour, or whenever you have a moment of privacy with your spouse. Just two rules:

  1. Whatever it says, do it
  2. No orgasms allowed until the end of the day

Foreplay activity:Wife poses seductively for Husband

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Sexy Body Part Twister 5

Yep, we like making sexy dice games you can enjoy with your spouse! Tonight it’s Sexy Body Part Twister. (Here’s a PDF version.) Not every body part combination is directly sexual (stomach to foot?!) but you’ll have fun touching each other and getting warmed up. The best part is that you can win any time you want!

By popular demand, here’s an automated spinner.

sexy-twister

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Sexy Story Distraction Game 6

Here’s a fun game for you and your spouse : one spouse (the Storyteller) tells a naughty story while the other spouse (the Distractor) attempts to distract the Storyteller sexually.

Step 1: Decide who is the first Storyteller. Sock wrestle if you can’t decide some other way.

Step 2: Print out the roll-all-the-dice naughty story table and grab some dice. Alternatively, pull up the naughty story generator on your mobile device.

Step 3: The Storyteller either rolls the dice or loads the story generator to get her challenge. Start telling the story — make it naughty and coherent.

Step 4: The Distractor uses his mouth, tongue, hands, fingers, or sexy movements to distract the Storyteller from her task. Advanced mode: every time the Storyteller says “uhhhh” or stalls she gets a swat on the butt.

Step 5: When the story is done, swap roles. Repeat until you give up and have sex.

It’s a simple game that adds a little challenge to your encounter with your spouse. Let us know how it goes for you!

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What Are We Going to Do For Foreplay Tonight? 7

Roll a six-sided die twice and consult the tables. Use the “Even” table is your first roll is even, and the “Odd” table if your first roll is odd.

First roll was odd:

  1. Make out
  2. Bath or shower together
  3. Spanking
  4. Undress each other (slowly!)
  5. Share a new fantasy with each other
  6. Use Foreplay result from sex adventure generator

First roll was even:

  1. Naked Marco Polo
  2. Sexy Adult Jenga
  3. Sock wrestling
  4. Strip poker or strip Uno
  5. Husband tells a naughty story while receiving a blow job
  6. Wife tells a naughty story while being eaten out
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Naughty Story Generator 8

Reload this page to generate random naughty stories based on the roll-all-the-dice naughty story table.

Your naughty story prompts:

Man:Construction worker, Motive: Excited
Woman:Mechanic, Motive: Power
Setting:Front yard
Sexual mood:Experimentation
Foreplay:Tickling
Conclusion:End up naked, using hands/fingers/other, quiet orgasms

Use these prompts to inspire your role-playing or to create a sexy story for your spouse.

If you need more inspiration, consult the sex adventure generator.

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Roll-All-The-Dice Naughty Story Table 9

This is a sequel to the Random Sex Adventure Table and also requires some polyhedral dice. If you don’t have the dice, let our website generate a random naughty story for you! (Printable Random Naughty Story Table PDF.)

The purpose of this table is to prompt your imagination. You can use it to create fantasies to play out with your spouse, or follow the prompts to create a sexy story as foreplay. Write the story for your spouse in an email, or whisper it in her ear.

If you have any ideas for items to add to any of the tables please leave them in the comments!

random-naughty-story-table

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Sex Adventure Generator 10

Reload this page to generate another random sex adventure.

Your random sex adventure:

Mood:Laughter
Foreplay:Spanking
Facing:Face to face, wife's legs spread
Wife's position:Sitting
Husband's position:Sitting
Special feature:Paddle

I previously posted a roll-all-the-dice table for creating random sex adventures with your spouse, but it has come to my attention that not everyone has the geek dice required to make use of the table. So, as a public service, this page will roll the dice for you and generate a random sex adventure! Each time you reload this page you will get a different result. Enjoy!

For more randomly generated fun, check out the naughty story generator.

 

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