This is the game that Sexy Corte and I played on Christmas Eve. All you need is a 1d20 die.

The premise behind the game is simple:

• Take turns rolling the die. The value of the roll determines how high up on your body the action will happen. Low values are towards your feet, and high values are towards your head.
• If you roll an even number: your spouse removes a piece of your clothing at the indicated location. If there’s no clothing there, remove the next closest piece.
• If you roll an odd number: your spouse kisses you at the indicated location.

You can estimate the body height on your own, but this table might be helpful.

• 1-2: Feet.
• 3-4: Lower legs, knees, calves.
• 5-6: Upper legs, thighs.
• 7-8: Waist, hips, inner thighs, butt.
• 9-10: All the fun bits: balls, penis, inner thighs, vulva, butt.
• 11-12: Waist, stomach, lower back.
• 13-14: Hands, arms, shoulders.
• 15-16: Chest, breasts, back.
• 17-18: Face, mouth, lips, tongue.
• 19-20: Head, hair, face, eyes.

Take turns rolling, undressing, and kissing. When you’re both naked, have sex.