Here’s a fun game that Sexy Corte and I came up with: Sexy Jenga! (Here’s how our game went when we played.)

Setup: Write the numbers 1-48 on the wooden blocks of your Jenga set. Print out the list below and perform the indicated activity when you pull the block with each number. Each activity should be performed for about one minute, and the game is over when the tower falls or you can’t avoid having sex.

1. Distract your spouse with your hands while they draw their next piece.
2. Distract your spouse with your mouth while they draw their next piece.
3. Distract your spouse visually while they draw their next piece.
4. Distract your spouse by footsie while they draw their next piece.
5. Remove an article of your clothing. If naked, play with yourself.
6. Remove an article of your clothing. If naked, play with yourself.
7. Remove an article of your clothing. If naked, play with yourself.
8. Remove an article of your spouse’s clothing. If naked, your spouse plays with themself.
9. Remove an article of your spouse’s clothing. If naked, your spouse plays with themself.
10. Remove an article of your spouse’s clothing. If naked, your spouse plays with themself.
11. Lap dance
12. Make out, focus on breasts
13. Make out, focus on butt
14. Make out, focus on husband’s body
15. Lick/suck your spouse wherever they like, focus on using your lips
16. Lick/suck your spouse wherever they like, focus on using your tongue
17. Lick/suck your spouse wherever they like, focus on kissing
18. Perform a sexy massage
19. Spank your spouse. Tell them how they were naughty.
20. Receive a spanking from your spouse. Confess how you were naughty.
21. Rub your fingertips over your spouse’s exposed skin
22. Tell your spouse a sexy story
23. Slow dance to a song of your choice
24. Sexy dance for your spouse to a song of their choice
25. Serenade your spouse
26. Put your fingers wherever you want
27. Put your spouse’s fingers wherever you want
28. Put your mouth wherever you want
29. Put your spouse’s mouth wherever you want
30. Describe a sexual fantasy
31. Turn off the lights and grope each other
32. Fake an orgasm
33. Draw your spouse in the nude
34. Take off your clothes as quickly as possible
35. Take off your spouse’s clothes as quickly as possible
36. Hold your hands behind your back while your spouse ravishes you
37. Kiss and lick your spouse’s neck
38. Kiss and lick your spouse’s inner leg, as high up as is currently bared
39. Tease your spouse, make them beg for more
40. Each spouse: pick a part of your spouse’s body and write a couplet about it
41. Pick a toy or prop for your post-game lovemaking
42. Role-play: pick up your spouse at a party
43. Role-play: you’re a photographer; pose your spouse and take pictures
44. Role-play: your spouse is your professor and you’re going to fail the class if you don’t change their mind
45. Role-play: your spouse is a cop and you really don’t want to get another speeding ticket
46. Game: Sexy staring contest
47. Game: Blindfold yourself and catch your spouse (Marco Polo)
48. Game: Sexy thumb wrestling, use your free hand to distract by any means

Winning: winner decides how to start having sex.

Repetition: some pieces of wood are larger than others, so if you seem to get the same activities every time you play you can just add 1 to your numbers.