Write Your Sexual To-Do List On Your Spouse’s Body

Write Your Sexual To-Do List On Your Spouse's Body 1

If you want to make sure to remember your sexy plans, write your to-do list on your spouse’s body!

Last week I texted to ask Sexy Corte to come down to my office so we could talk about our to-do list. She came down eagerly, because she’s extremely conscientious and loves organizing. Then I bent her over my desk, pulled down her panties, and wrote “fuck me harder sir!” on her butt. I didn’t tell her what I’d written, and it turned me on like crazy to know that the first thing she did when she went upstairs was to check herself out in a mirror.

Later that night we made sure to get our to-do list done, and seeing my writing on my wife’s skin during doggy-style was an incredible feeling. Sexy Corte repeated back to me what what I’d written, and a very conscientious and fulfilling time was had by all.

Here are some more ideas for using your spouse’s body as a sexy to-do list. Make sure to use non-toxic markers!

  • Checkboxes for foreplay. Draw five empty squares on your wife’s breasts, above your husband’s manhood, or wherever you’re inclined. Throughout the day take time to lick your spouse and check off a box each time you do.
  • Secret messages. Write a secret message on a part of your spouse’s body that your spouse will struggle to find or read. Quiz your spouse later to to make sure he or she figured it out.
  • Achievements. The wife can draw a line on her husband’s manhood to show how far she can take him into her mouth. You could also write check-marks or timestamps on your spouse’s body each time he or she has an orgasm.
  • Timestamps. Whenever you see any of your spouse’s interesting body parts, write down the current time on the part you see.
  • Places. If you have sex in an unusual place, write the time and place on an (in)appropriate part of your spouse.

Do you have any other ideas for using your spouse’s body as a to-do list? Leave a comment and let us know what you think!

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      1. I think you have set your sights too low!

        Why would Jesus Christ be pleased with the vulgar terms the world uses? Since you are seeking to minister to Christians, I would encourage you to elevate your language and use the medical terms. It leaves the impression of obsession and animalistic desires. You must walk a fine line between by “being of the world and not of the world” (1 Corinthians 5:10). Just read the highly regarded books on sex provided by Christian authors (Penners, Rosenau, and Lehman). They avoid the slang and vulgar (Colossians 4:6). Set an example and do not be obsessed with sex.

  1. 1) Copied from an online dictionary . . . Britannica Dictionary definition of FUCK
    ◊ Fuck is an extremely offensive word in all of its uses and should be avoided.

    2) Copied from an online dictionary . . . https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/fuck

    Fuck is one of the most common words in English — it’s also one of the most offensive. It’s main meaning is “have sex,” but it has hundreds of other uses.

    This slang term for sexual intercourse is not a word to be used lightly — it’s an obscenity that, if used on some television networks, could cost the person who “dropped the f-bomb” thousands of dollars. Despite all the people who don’t want to hear it, fuck is one of the most common obscenities, and can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb. It’s often used as a modifier to add emphasis to another word, as in “that’s so fucking stupid!”

    1. I totally get where you’re coming from, and I respect your opinion. Our view is that just about “anything goes” in your sex life with your spouse, and we use words during sex that we wouldn’t use in other contexts. If you’re uncomfortable with this, then you should definitely not do it. I encourage you to prayerfully consider 1 Corinthians 8 and follow the guidance of the Holy Spirit.

      This whole blog is very not-safe-for-work, and using medical terms for body parts won’t really change that.

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