What Room Are We Going to Have Sex in Tonight?

Roll a six-sided die twice and consult the tables. Use the “Even” table is your first roll is even, and the “Odd” table if your first roll is odd.

First roll was even:

1. Our bedroom
2. Our bathroom
3. Kitchen
4. Living room, family room, TV room
5. Office, computer room
6. Laundry room

First roll was odd:

1. A bedroom, not ours
2. A bathroom, not ours
3. A hallway
4. An unfinished part of the house (basement, attic, etc.)
5. Back yard
6. Wife’s choice, but not from these lists