Bifecta: Television and Casual Oral Sex

We’ve written about the trifecta previously — as inspired by Seinfeld: sex + food + television. This post is about the sex + television bifecta. We don’t watch a lot of television, but it can be a nice way to relax after the kids are in bed if we’re not up for a game or something more edifying. We’ve historically had mixed results combining sex and television, as I wrote:

Normally what this Bifecta means to us is that one of us starts twiddling with the other after we’ve finished our ice cream. I personally love watching television while SC plays with me, but when the roles are reversed she gets very antsy and frustrated. Usually we end up pausing the show and having sex, which is why I say the results are mixed.

However, great news! I think we’ve discovered the best way to combine television and sex: casual blow jobs. What do I mean by casual? Simply that the goal isn’t an orgasm. Sexy Corte is always generous when I suggest something new, and she agreed to lay on the couch with her head on my stomach while we watched a sitcom on Netflix, and she licked and nibbled and sucked through a whole episode. We talked and laughed together as we watched, and I was able to pet her hair and rub her back while she did her thing.

Frankly, it was pretty amazing: intensely erotic and intimate. With the focus on intimacy rather than orgasm we escalated slowly and were able to enjoy two aspects of togetherness at the same time: erotic touch and humorous conversation. By the end of the episode I was obviously ready to explode.

As you’re reading this you might be thinking: well, that’s pretty one-sided. True. Sexy Corte was sexually out of commission that evening, but like I said, she’s generous. I’m excited to see if I can find a way to casually play with her without driving her up the wall with frustration. (Update: Use the Zoom Technique on your wife while watching television.)

Do you have any suggestions for casual sexuality? Extended eroticism without the goal of an imminent orgasm?

9 comments

  1. My wife and I do something similar. Sometimes when I am wanting to touch her and explore her body, she inevitably wants to watch her show. We compromise and I give her a massage while you she lies naked on the floor. There are two parts to this: One I get to touch, lick and kiss all over her girl parts and second she gets to watch her show without me talking and interrupting her.

    1. Thanks for the comment! That’s a good point… your wife can watch whatever she wants, and you’re both happy 🙂

  2. That is really great that your wife loves you enough to take care of you in that fashion while you relax

  3. I personally really enjoy it when my husband plays with/strokes my hair, back, shoulders, etc. But I’m going to have to agree with SC that I don’t really like the more intense play while I’m trying to do something else. DH likes to rub my breasts and he’ll do it while we’re watching a show almost absentmindedly. After a couple minutes they’re sensitive and then having the same motion with nothing else just hurts. I mean–I like stimulation there as much as the next woman, but it has to vary a little. I also agree that it is super distracting and I wish he would either touch me in a pleasurable (hair, shoulders, etc.) way that is not so arousing/erotic, so I can focus on what we’re watching and just enjoy the casual pleasure, or else stop the show and do something serious! Must be a woman thing 🙂

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