We’re pretty frugal and my hair is simple, so Sexy Corte cuts my hair for me on a regular basis. (I don’t blame her for not requesting that I return the favor.) I’m sure many wives do the same, so here’s an idea for making the chore a little more entertaining.
- Tell him you’ll cut his hair after the kids go to bed, and that he’ll get a special treat. Tease him all day, but don’t give away your plan.
- Sit him in the chair, wrap him in a towel, and then take off your top. Don’t be shy, take off as much as you want. He won’t complain.
- Tell him to hold still and keep his hands on the towel. He can look as much as he wants, but no touching!
- Give him a good show — stretch, twist, reach, and bounce in his face.
- When he’s squirming in agony, accidentally brush your breasts across his shoulder or face. Oops!
- When you’re done, bring him the mirror. “Do you like what you see? Would you like to see it from behind? Is my job finished? Are you going to give me a tip?”
- Proceed to your favorite flavor of chair sex.
I’m sure SC isn’t the only amateur barber! Does anyone else have a story to share about sexing up a chore?