Swallowing Semen Cures Morning Sickness

Are you pregnant and suffering with morning sickness? Great news! Swallowing your husband’s semen will cure your nausea! Well, maybe… but better safe than sorry, I always say.

So what does Gallup say is the real culprit behind nausea and vomiting in early pregnancy? Semen. More specifically, unfamiliar semen. To understand where he’s coming from, we need to think back to the maternal immune system’s response to the fetus. Because half of the DNA the fetus is carrying comes from the father, the mother’s body may initially treat the organism as foreign tissue or an infection. This response, Gallup says, triggers an immune reaction that is commonly experienced as nausea, vomiting, and malaise (aka morning sickness). The best cure for this type of sickness, says Gallup, is, strangely enough, the same thing as its cause. The more exposure a woman has to her partner’s semen—that is to say, the more often she’s inseminated prior to conception and during the early stages of the pregnancy—the more tolerance her body develops to his genetic material. This tolerance generalizes to a tolerance for the fetus and leads to successful maternal immunosuppression—and subsequently allows her to feel less like an infected zombie with serious stomach troubles.

Swallowing your husband’s semen also appears to reduce the risk of preeclampsia.

Normal pregnancy is thought to be associated with a state of tolerance to the foreign antigens of the fetus, whereas in preeclamptic women this immunological tolerance might be hampered. The present study shows that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia which fits in the existing idea that a paternal factor is involved in the occurrence of preeclampsia.

So, dear readers: go do some research and report back.

8 comments

  1. Well, we aren’t trying for a baby just yet…but if I have no morning sickness when the time comes I’ll know why and can report back! 😉

  2. My wife had terrible morning sickness. She was constantly nauseous and sometimes she vomited. It was really hard on her. One night around month 3 of her pregnancy, after no sexual activity since around when we conceived, we tried some intimacy. The shaking with intercourse was a bit much for her so we had an oral sex session. Not to get too graphic but she swallowed my semen and that night felt some relief. The next day she felt better but then that evening started to feel sick again. After piecing things together, she wondered if my semen had provided some relief. Or was it her orgasm that made the difference? She’s a scientist so she decided to conduct an experiment. That night she orgasmed but still felt sick into the next day–no improvement. The next night she swallowed my semen and started to feel better. We did the same exact protocol the next two nights (she orgasmed one night, swallowed my semen the next) and we got the same result. She shared this info with her OB (who was a woman and a friend of hers) and the OB said there was some evidence suggesting a correlation between ingesting semen and relief of morning sickness). Anyway, over the next 5-6 months she swallowed a lot of my semen, which means for me these 5-6 months were heaven on earth! Almost every night I got a blowjob and, even better, she felt so much better! She still had some bouts with morning sickness, so ingesting semen is not a 100% cure all, but it made a huge difference for her.

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